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Post by Conflagrant on Jun 11, 2008 22:10:47 GMT -5
Once upon a time, there was a small squirrel named Bottleneck. Bottleneck loved to rip up leaves. One day he decided to rip up a daisy petal, but he realized that his teeth were far too blunt! After inspecting the daisy petal, he realized that it was crawling with caterpillars! The caterpillars crawled onto him and soon he was covered in caterpillars.
"Why hello there, brothers and sisters!" he exclaimed. The caterpillars glared at him evilly then with a high squeak, they started to eat him!
He squealed and fainted so the caterpillars ate him faster! But then he realized that what he was doing was very silly (because really, how hard was it to kill caterpillars?) and proceeded to stop, drop, and roll. When he stopped, dropped. and rolled then the caterpillars clung onto his fur but some got squished which made his fur look weird. He heard a chirp from a tree and looked up to see a sparrow watching him, thinking that it had never seen a squirrel with such gooey fur before.
"Help! I'm being eaten alive!" our poor hero cried out, waving his arms frantically at the sparrow. The sparrow looked at him then flew over to and bit some caterpillars. Upon tasting the caterpillars, the sparrow's eyes lit up and it suddenly gulped down every caterpillar on sight.
"Um...wow. Thanks for your, er, help," Bottleneck said nervously, shifted from side to side as he watched the sparrow greedily chew up the bugs.[/font]
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Post by Mysterium on Jun 12, 2008 11:04:56 GMT -5
Once upon a time, there was a small squirrel named Bottleneck. Bottleneck loved to rip up leaves. One day he decided to rip up a daisy petal, but he realized that his teeth were far too blunt! After inspecting the daisy petal, he realized that it was crawling with caterpillars! The caterpillars crawled onto him and soon he was covered in caterpillars.
"Why hello there, brothers and sisters!" he exclaimed. The caterpillars glared at him evilly then with a high squeak, they started to eat him!
He squealed and fainted so the caterpillars ate him faster! But then he realized that what he was doing was very silly (because really, how hard was it to kill caterpillars?) and proceeded to stop, drop, and roll. When he stopped, dropped. and rolled then the caterpillars clung onto his fur but some got squished which made his fur look weird. He heard a chirp from a tree and looked up to see a sparrow watching him, thinking that it had never seen a squirrel with such gooey fur before.
"Help! I'm being eaten alive!" our poor hero cried out, waving his arms frantically at the sparrow. The sparrow looked at him then flew over to and bit some caterpillars. Upon tasting the caterpillars, the sparrow's eyes lit up and it suddenly gulped down every caterpillar on sight.
"Um...wow. Thanks for your, er, help," Bottleneck said nervously, shifting from side to side as he watched the sparrow greedily chew up the bugs. He waited until all the caterpillars were eaten then he went to find another leaf.
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Post by TygerShore on Jun 12, 2008 20:31:34 GMT -5
Once upon a time, there was a small squirrel named Bottleneck. Bottleneck loved to rip up leaves. One day he decided to rip up a daisy petal, but he realized that his teeth were far too blunt! After inspecting the daisy petal, he realized that it was crawling with caterpillars! The caterpillars crawled onto him and soon he was covered in caterpillars.
"Why hello there, brothers and sisters!" he exclaimed. The caterpillars glared at him evilly then with a high squeak, they started to eat him!
He squealed and fainted so the caterpillars ate him faster! But then he realized that what he was doing was very silly (because really, how hard was it to kill caterpillars?) and proceeded to stop, drop, and roll. When he stopped, dropped. and rolled then the caterpillars clung onto his fur but some got squished which made his fur look weird. He heard a chirp from a tree and looked up to see a sparrow watching him, thinking that it had never seen a squirrel with such gooey fur before.
"Help! I'm being eaten alive!" our poor hero cried out, waving his arms frantically at the sparrow. The sparrow looked at him then flew over to and bit some caterpillars. Upon tasting the caterpillars, the sparrow's eyes lit up and it suddenly gulped down every caterpillar on sight.
"Um...wow. Thanks for your, er, help," Bottleneck said nervously, shifting from side to side as he watched the sparrow greedily chew up the bugs. He waited until all the caterpillars were eaten then he went to find another leaf. Bottleneck drooled as he set eyes on the biggest, juiciest, most greenest leaf he had ever set eyes upon!!!!
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Post by Conflagrant on Jun 12, 2008 21:18:00 GMT -5
Once upon a time, there was a small squirrel named Bottleneck. Bottleneck loved to rip up leaves. One day he decided to rip up a daisy petal, but he realized that his teeth were far too blunt! After inspecting the daisy petal, he realized that it was crawling with caterpillars! The caterpillars crawled onto him and soon he was covered in caterpillars.
"Why hello there, brothers and sisters!" he exclaimed. The caterpillars glared at him evilly then with a high squeak, they started to eat him!
He squealed and fainted so the caterpillars ate him faster! But then he realized that what he was doing was very silly (because really, how hard was it to kill caterpillars?) and proceeded to stop, drop, and roll. When he stopped, dropped. and rolled then the caterpillars clung onto his fur but some got squished which made his fur look weird. He heard a chirp from a tree and looked up to see a sparrow watching him, thinking that it had never seen a squirrel with such gooey fur before.
"Help! I'm being eaten alive!" our poor hero cried out, waving his arms frantically at the sparrow. The sparrow looked at him then flew over to and bit some caterpillars. Upon tasting the caterpillars, the sparrow's eyes lit up and it suddenly gulped down every caterpillar on sight.
"Um...wow. Thanks for your, er, help," Bottleneck said nervously, shifting from side to side as he watched the sparrow greedily chew up the bugs. He waited until all the caterpillars were eaten then he went to find another leaf. Bottleneck drooled as he set eyes on the biggest, juiciest, most greenest leaf he had ever set eyes upon!!!! But as he leaned forward to take a bite, he suddenly felt very strange; then he realized that he was shrinking![/font]
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Mysterium
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Post by Mysterium on Jun 12, 2008 21:35:21 GMT -5
Once upon a time, there was a small squirrel named Bottleneck. Bottleneck loved to rip up leaves. One day he decided to rip up a daisy petal, but he realized that his teeth were far too blunt! After inspecting the daisy petal, he realized that it was crawling with caterpillars! The caterpillars crawled onto him and soon he was covered in caterpillars.
"Why hello there, brothers and sisters!" he exclaimed. The caterpillars glared at him evilly then with a high squeak, they started to eat him!
He squealed and fainted so the caterpillars ate him faster! But then he realized that what he was doing was very silly (because really, how hard was it to kill caterpillars?) and proceeded to stop, drop, and roll. When he stopped, dropped. and rolled then the caterpillars clung onto his fur but some got squished which made his fur look weird. He heard a chirp from a tree and looked up to see a sparrow watching him, thinking that it had never seen a squirrel with such gooey fur before.
"Help! I'm being eaten alive!" our poor hero cried out, waving his arms frantically at the sparrow. The sparrow looked at him then flew over to and bit some caterpillars. Upon tasting the caterpillars, the sparrow's eyes lit up and it suddenly gulped down every caterpillar on sight.
"Um...wow. Thanks for your, er, help," Bottleneck said nervously, shifting from side to side as he watched the sparrow greedily chew up the bugs. He waited until all the caterpillars were eaten then he went to find another leaf. Bottleneck drooled as he set eyes on the biggest, juiciest, most greenest leaf he had ever set eyes upon!!!! But as he leaned forward to take a bite, he suddenly felt very strange; then he realized that he was shrinking! When he was tiny he saw an ant looking him in the eyeball.
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Post by TygerShore on Jun 13, 2008 17:09:11 GMT -5
Once upon a time, there was a small squirrel named Bottleneck. Bottleneck loved to rip up leaves. One day he decided to rip up a daisy petal, but he realized that his teeth were far too blunt! After inspecting the daisy petal, he realized that it was crawling with caterpillars! The caterpillars crawled onto him and soon he was covered in caterpillars.
"Why hello there, brothers and sisters!" he exclaimed. The caterpillars glared at him evilly then with a high squeak, they started to eat him!
He squealed and fainted so the caterpillars ate him faster! But then he realized that what he was doing was very silly (because really, how hard was it to kill caterpillars?) and proceeded to stop, drop, and roll. When he stopped, dropped. and rolled then the caterpillars clung onto his fur but some got squished which made his fur look weird. He heard a chirp from a tree and looked up to see a sparrow watching him, thinking that it had never seen a squirrel with such gooey fur before.
"Help! I'm being eaten alive!" our poor hero cried out, waving his arms frantically at the sparrow. The sparrow looked at him then flew over to and bit some caterpillars. Upon tasting the caterpillars, the sparrow's eyes lit up and it suddenly gulped down every caterpillar on sight.
"Um...wow. Thanks for your, er, help," Bottleneck said nervously, shifting from side to side as he watched the sparrow greedily chew up the bugs. He waited until all the caterpillars were eaten then he went to find another leaf. Bottleneck drooled as he set eyes on the biggest, juiciest, most greenest leaf he had ever set eyes upon!!!! But as he leaned forward to take a bite, he suddenly felt very strange; then he realized that he was shrinking! When he was tiny he saw an ant looking him in the eyeball.
"You do know that it is rude to stare." He said snobbyishily.
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Post by Conflagrant on Jun 13, 2008 23:12:07 GMT -5
Once upon a time, there was a small squirrel named Bottleneck. Bottleneck loved to rip up leaves. One day he decided to rip up a daisy petal, but he realized that his teeth were far too blunt! After inspecting the daisy petal, he realized that it was crawling with caterpillars! The caterpillars crawled onto him and soon he was covered in caterpillars.
"Why hello there, brothers and sisters!" he exclaimed. The caterpillars glared at him evilly then with a high squeak, they started to eat him!
He squealed and fainted so the caterpillars ate him faster! But then he realized that what he was doing was very silly (because really, how hard was it to kill caterpillars?) and proceeded to stop, drop, and roll. When he stopped, dropped. and rolled then the caterpillars clung onto his fur but some got squished which made his fur look weird. He heard a chirp from a tree and looked up to see a sparrow watching him, thinking that it had never seen a squirrel with such gooey fur before.
"Help! I'm being eaten alive!" our poor hero cried out, waving his arms frantically at the sparrow. The sparrow looked at him then flew over to and bit some caterpillars. Upon tasting the caterpillars, the sparrow's eyes lit up and it suddenly gulped down every caterpillar on sight.
"Um...wow. Thanks for your, er, help," Bottleneck said nervously, shifting from side to side as he watched the sparrow greedily chew up the bugs. He waited until all the caterpillars were eaten then he went to find another leaf. Bottleneck drooled as he set eyes on the biggest, juiciest, most greenest leaf he had ever set eyes upon!!!! But as he leaned forward to take a bite, he suddenly felt very strange; then he realized that he was shrinking! When he was tiny he saw an ant looking him in the eyeball.
"You do know that it is rude to stare." He said snobbyishily. The ant blinked and started to cry, causing the other ants to swarm on Bottleneck and chew on his ears![/font]
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Mysterium
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Post by Mysterium on Jun 13, 2008 23:14:47 GMT -5
Once upon a time, there was a small squirrel named Bottleneck. Bottleneck loved to rip up leaves. One day he decided to rip up a daisy petal, but he realized that his teeth were far too blunt! After inspecting the daisy petal, he realized that it was crawling with caterpillars! The caterpillars crawled onto him and soon he was covered in caterpillars.
"Why hello there, brothers and sisters!" he exclaimed. The caterpillars glared at him evilly then with a high squeak, they started to eat him!
He squealed and fainted so the caterpillars ate him faster! But then he realized that what he was doing was very silly (because really, how hard was it to kill caterpillars?) and proceeded to stop, drop, and roll. When he stopped, dropped. and rolled then the caterpillars clung onto his fur but some got squished which made his fur look weird. He heard a chirp from a tree and looked up to see a sparrow watching him, thinking that it had never seen a squirrel with such gooey fur before.
"Help! I'm being eaten alive!" our poor hero cried out, waving his arms frantically at the sparrow. The sparrow looked at him then flew over to and bit some caterpillars. Upon tasting the caterpillars, the sparrow's eyes lit up and it suddenly gulped down every caterpillar on sight.
"Um...wow. Thanks for your, er, help," Bottleneck said nervously, shifting from side to side as he watched the sparrow greedily chew up the bugs. He waited until all the caterpillars were eaten then he went to find another leaf. Bottleneck drooled as he set eyes on the biggest, juiciest, most greenest leaf he had ever set eyes upon!!!! But as he leaned forward to take a bite, he suddenly felt very strange; then he realized that he was shrinking! When he was tiny he saw an ant looking him in the eyeball.
"You do know that it is rude to stare." He said snobbyishily. The ant blinked and started to cry, causing the other ants to swarm on Bottleneck and chew on his ears! Soon Bottleneck's ears were gone and the ants started to eat his eyes.
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Post by TygerShore on Jun 15, 2008 20:12:09 GMT -5
Once upon a time, there was a small squirrel named Bottleneck. Bottleneck loved to rip up leaves. One day he decided to rip up a daisy petal, but he realized that his teeth were far too blunt! After inspecting the daisy petal, he realized that it was crawling with caterpillars! The caterpillars crawled onto him and soon he was covered in caterpillars.
"Why hello there, brothers and sisters!" he exclaimed. The caterpillars glared at him evilly then with a high squeak, they started to eat him!
He squealed and fainted so the caterpillars ate him faster! But then he realized that what he was doing was very silly (because really, how hard was it to kill caterpillars?) and proceeded to stop, drop, and roll. When he stopped, dropped. and rolled then the caterpillars clung onto his fur but some got squished which made his fur look weird. He heard a chirp from a tree and looked up to see a sparrow watching him, thinking that it had never seen a squirrel with such gooey fur before.
"Help! I'm being eaten alive!" our poor hero cried out, waving his arms frantically at the sparrow. The sparrow looked at him then flew over to and bit some caterpillars. Upon tasting the caterpillars, the sparrow's eyes lit up and it suddenly gulped down every caterpillar on sight.
"Um...wow. Thanks for your, er, help," Bottleneck said nervously, shifting from side to side as he watched the sparrow greedily chew up the bugs. He waited until all the caterpillars were eaten then he went to find another leaf. Bottleneck drooled as he set eyes on the biggest, juiciest, most greenest leaf he had ever set eyes upon!!!! But as he leaned forward to take a bite, he suddenly felt very strange; then he realized that he was shrinking! When he was tiny he saw an ant looking him in the eyeball.
"You do know that it is rude to stare." He said snobbyishily. The ant blinked and started to cry, causing the other ants to swarm on Bottleneck and chew on his ears! Soon Bottleneck's ears were gone and the ants started to eat his eyes. Screaming in pain, Bottleneck decided to use his black belt skills to attack back.
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Post by Conflagrant on Jun 16, 2008 13:53:32 GMT -5
Once upon a time, there was a small squirrel named Bottleneck. Bottleneck loved to rip up leaves. One day he decided to rip up a daisy petal, but he realized that his teeth were far too blunt! After inspecting the daisy petal, he realized that it was crawling with caterpillars! The caterpillars crawled onto him and soon he was covered in caterpillars.
"Why hello there, brothers and sisters!" he exclaimed. The caterpillars glared at him evilly then with a high squeak, they started to eat him!
He squealed and fainted so the caterpillars ate him faster! But then he realized that what he was doing was very silly (because really, how hard was it to kill caterpillars?) and proceeded to stop, drop, and roll. When he stopped, dropped. and rolled then the caterpillars clung onto his fur but some got squished which made his fur look weird. He heard a chirp from a tree and looked up to see a sparrow watching him, thinking that it had never seen a squirrel with such gooey fur before.
"Help! I'm being eaten alive!" our poor hero cried out, waving his arms frantically at the sparrow. The sparrow looked at him then flew over to and bit some caterpillars. Upon tasting the caterpillars, the sparrow's eyes lit up and it suddenly gulped down every caterpillar on sight.
"Um...wow. Thanks for your, er, help," Bottleneck said nervously, shifting from side to side as he watched the sparrow greedily chew up the bugs. He waited until all the caterpillars were eaten then he went to find another leaf. Bottleneck drooled as he set eyes on the biggest, juiciest, most greenest leaf he had ever set eyes upon!!!! But as he leaned forward to take a bite, he suddenly felt very strange; then he realized that he was shrinking! When he was tiny he saw an ant looking him in the eyeball.
"You do know that it is rude to stare." He said snobbyishily. The ant blinked and started to cry, causing the other ants to swarm on Bottleneck and chew on his ears! Soon Bottleneck's ears were gone and the ants started to eat his eyes. Screaming in pain, Bottleneck decided to use his black belt skills to attack back.
"Hoo-hah!" He cried, leaping into the air as though all the years had fallen away, and he was young once again.[/font]
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Mysterium
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Post by Mysterium on Jun 16, 2008 14:01:22 GMT -5
Once upon a time, there was a small squirrel named Bottleneck. Bottleneck loved to rip up leaves. One day he decided to rip up a daisy petal, but he realized that his teeth were far too blunt! After inspecting the daisy petal, he realized that it was crawling with caterpillars! The caterpillars crawled onto him and soon he was covered in caterpillars.
"Why hello there, brothers and sisters!" he exclaimed. The caterpillars glared at him evilly then with a high squeak, they started to eat him!
He squealed and fainted so the caterpillars ate him faster! But then he realized that what he was doing was very silly (because really, how hard was it to kill caterpillars?) and proceeded to stop, drop, and roll. When he stopped, dropped. and rolled then the caterpillars clung onto his fur but some got squished which made his fur look weird. He heard a chirp from a tree and looked up to see a sparrow watching him, thinking that it had never seen a squirrel with such gooey fur before.
"Help! I'm being eaten alive!" our poor hero cried out, waving his arms frantically at the sparrow. The sparrow looked at him then flew over to and bit some caterpillars. Upon tasting the caterpillars, the sparrow's eyes lit up and it suddenly gulped down every caterpillar on sight.
"Um...wow. Thanks for your, er, help," Bottleneck said nervously, shifting from side to side as he watched the sparrow greedily chew up the bugs. He waited until all the caterpillars were eaten then he went to find another leaf. Bottleneck drooled as he set eyes on the biggest, juiciest, most greenest leaf he had ever set eyes upon!!!! But as he leaned forward to take a bite, he suddenly felt very strange; then he realized that he was shrinking! When he was tiny he saw an ant looking him in the eyeball.
"You do know that it is rude to stare." He said snobbyishily. The ant blinked and started to cry, causing the other ants to swarm on Bottleneck and chew on his ears! Soon Bottleneck's ears were gone and the ants started to eat his eyes. Screaming in pain, Bottleneck decided to use his black belt skills to attack back.
"Hoo-hah!" He cried, leaping into the air as though all the years had fallen away, and he was young once again. The ant screamed and ran towards Bottleneck.
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Post by TygerShore on Jun 16, 2008 16:13:24 GMT -5
Once upon a time, there was a small squirrel named Bottleneck. Bottleneck loved to rip up leaves. One day he decided to rip up a daisy petal, but he realized that his teeth were far too blunt! After inspecting the daisy petal, he realized that it was crawling with caterpillars! The caterpillars crawled onto him and soon he was covered in caterpillars.
"Why hello there, brothers and sisters!" he exclaimed. The caterpillars glared at him evilly then with a high squeak, they started to eat him!
He squealed and fainted so the caterpillars ate him faster! But then he realized that what he was doing was very silly (because really, how hard was it to kill caterpillars?) and proceeded to stop, drop, and roll. When he stopped, dropped. and rolled then the caterpillars clung onto his fur but some got squished which made his fur look weird. He heard a chirp from a tree and looked up to see a sparrow watching him, thinking that it had never seen a squirrel with such gooey fur before.
"Help! I'm being eaten alive!" our poor hero cried out, waving his arms frantically at the sparrow. The sparrow looked at him then flew over to and bit some caterpillars. Upon tasting the caterpillars, the sparrow's eyes lit up and it suddenly gulped down every caterpillar on sight.
"Um...wow. Thanks for your, er, help," Bottleneck said nervously, shifting from side to side as he watched the sparrow greedily chew up the bugs. He waited until all the caterpillars were eaten then he went to find another leaf. Bottleneck drooled as he set eyes on the biggest, juiciest, most greenest leaf he had ever set eyes upon!!!! But as he leaned forward to take a bite, he suddenly felt very strange; then he realized that he was shrinking! When he was tiny he saw an ant looking him in the eyeball.
"You do know that it is rude to stare." He said snobbyishily. The ant blinked and started to cry, causing the other ants to swarm on Bottleneck and chew on his ears! Soon Bottleneck's ears were gone and the ants started to eat his eyes. Screaming in pain, Bottleneck decided to use his black belt skills to attack back.
"Hoo-hah!" He cried, leaping into the air as though all the years had fallen away, and he was young once again. The ant screamed and ran towards Bottleneck. Bottleneck was everywhere at once, a punch here, a kick there, being the crazy karate squirrel that he was.
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Post by Conflagrant on Jun 20, 2008 17:55:46 GMT -5
Once upon a time, there was a small squirrel named Bottleneck. Bottleneck loved to rip up leaves. One day he decided to rip up a daisy petal, but he realized that his teeth were far too blunt! After inspecting the daisy petal, he realized that it was crawling with caterpillars! The caterpillars crawled onto him and soon he was covered in caterpillars.
"Why hello there, brothers and sisters!" he exclaimed. The caterpillars glared at him evilly then with a high squeak, they started to eat him!
He squealed and fainted so the caterpillars ate him faster! But then he realized that what he was doing was very silly (because really, how hard was it to kill caterpillars?) and proceeded to stop, drop, and roll. When he stopped, dropped. and rolled then the caterpillars clung onto his fur but some got squished which made his fur look weird. He heard a chirp from a tree and looked up to see a sparrow watching him, thinking that it had never seen a squirrel with such gooey fur before.
"Help! I'm being eaten alive!" our poor hero cried out, waving his arms frantically at the sparrow. The sparrow looked at him then flew over to and bit some caterpillars. Upon tasting the caterpillars, the sparrow's eyes lit up and it suddenly gulped down every caterpillar on sight.
"Um...wow. Thanks for your, er, help," Bottleneck said nervously, shifting from side to side as he watched the sparrow greedily chew up the bugs. He waited until all the caterpillars were eaten then he went to find another leaf. Bottleneck drooled as he set eyes on the biggest, juiciest, most greenest leaf he had ever set eyes upon!!!! But as he leaned forward to take a bite, he suddenly felt very strange; then he realized that he was shrinking! When he was tiny he saw an ant looking him in the eyeball.
"You do know that it is rude to stare." He said snobbyishily. The ant blinked and started to cry, causing the other ants to swarm on Bottleneck and chew on his ears! Soon Bottleneck's ears were gone and the ants started to eat his eyes. Screaming in pain, Bottleneck decided to use his black belt skills to attack back.
"Hoo-hah!" He cried, leaping into the air as though all the years had fallen away, and he was young once again. The ant screamed and ran towards Bottleneck. Bottleneck was everywhere at once, a punch here, a kick there, being the crazy karate squirrel that he was. In fact, by the time he was done, all that remained of the ants were a few twitching legs and antennaes; the rest of their bodies had been reduced to a fine black dust.[/font]
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Post by Mysterium on Jun 20, 2008 18:01:15 GMT -5
Once upon a time, there was a small squirrel named Bottleneck. Bottleneck loved to rip up leaves. One day he decided to rip up a daisy petal, but he realized that his teeth were far too blunt! After inspecting the daisy petal, he realized that it was crawling with caterpillars! The caterpillars crawled onto him and soon he was covered in caterpillars.
"Why hello there, brothers and sisters!" he exclaimed. The caterpillars glared at him evilly then with a high squeak, they started to eat him!
He squealed and fainted so the caterpillars ate him faster! But then he realized that what he was doing was very silly (because really, how hard was it to kill caterpillars?) and proceeded to stop, drop, and roll. When he stopped, dropped. and rolled then the caterpillars clung onto his fur but some got squished which made his fur look weird. He heard a chirp from a tree and looked up to see a sparrow watching him, thinking that it had never seen a squirrel with such gooey fur before.
"Help! I'm being eaten alive!" our poor hero cried out, waving his arms frantically at the sparrow. The sparrow looked at him then flew over to and bit some caterpillars. Upon tasting the caterpillars, the sparrow's eyes lit up and it suddenly gulped down every caterpillar on sight.
"Um...wow. Thanks for your, er, help," Bottleneck said nervously, shifting from side to side as he watched the sparrow greedily chew up the bugs. He waited until all the caterpillars were eaten then he went to find another leaf. Bottleneck drooled as he set eyes on the biggest, juiciest, most greenest leaf he had ever set eyes upon!!!! But as he leaned forward to take a bite, he suddenly felt very strange; then he realized that he was shrinking! When he was tiny he saw an ant looking him in the eyeball.
"You do know that it is rude to stare." He said snobbyishily. The ant blinked and started to cry, causing the other ants to swarm on Bottleneck and chew on his ears! Soon Bottleneck's ears were gone and the ants started to eat his eyes. Screaming in pain, Bottleneck decided to use his black belt skills to attack back.
"Hoo-hah!" He cried, leaping into the air as though all the years had fallen away, and he was young once again. The ant screamed and ran towards Bottleneck. Bottleneck was everywhere at once, a punch here, a kick there, being the crazy karate squirrel that he was. In fact, by the time he was done, all that remained of the ants were a few twitching legs and antennaes; the rest of their bodies had been reduced to a fine black dust. Bottleneck went to a tree, picked up some leaves and chewed them up.
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Post by TygerShore on Jun 21, 2008 15:27:06 GMT -5
Once upon a time, there was a small squirrel named Bottleneck. Bottleneck loved to rip up leaves. One day he decided to rip up a daisy petal, but he realized that his teeth were far too blunt! After inspecting the daisy petal, he realized that it was crawling with caterpillars! The caterpillars crawled onto him and soon he was covered in caterpillars.
"Why hello there, brothers and sisters!" he exclaimed. The caterpillars glared at him evilly then with a high squeak, they started to eat him!
He squealed and fainted so the caterpillars ate him faster! But then he realized that what he was doing was very silly (because really, how hard was it to kill caterpillars?) and proceeded to stop, drop, and roll. When he stopped, dropped. and rolled then the caterpillars clung onto his fur but some got squished which made his fur look weird. He heard a chirp from a tree and looked up to see a sparrow watching him, thinking that it had never seen a squirrel with such gooey fur before.
"Help! I'm being eaten alive!" our poor hero cried out, waving his arms frantically at the sparrow. The sparrow looked at him then flew over to and bit some caterpillars. Upon tasting the caterpillars, the sparrow's eyes lit up and it suddenly gulped down every caterpillar on sight.
"Um...wow. Thanks for your, er, help," Bottleneck said nervously, shifting from side to side as he watched the sparrow greedily chew up the bugs. He waited until all the caterpillars were eaten then he went to find another leaf. Bottleneck drooled as he set eyes on the biggest, juiciest, most greenest leaf he had ever set eyes upon!!!! But as he leaned forward to take a bite, he suddenly felt very strange; then he realized that he was shrinking! When he was tiny he saw an ant looking him in the eyeball.
"You do know that it is rude to stare." He said snobbyishily. The ant blinked and started to cry, causing the other ants to swarm on Bottleneck and chew on his ears! Soon Bottleneck's ears were gone and the ants started to eat his eyes. Screaming in pain, Bottleneck decided to use his black belt skills to attack back.
"Hoo-hah!" He cried, leaping into the air as though all the years had fallen away, and he was young once again. The ant screamed and ran towards Bottleneck. Bottleneck was everywhere at once, a punch here, a kick there, being the crazy karate squirrel that he was. In fact, by the time he was done, all that remained of the ants were a few twitching legs and antennaes; the rest of their bodies had been reduced to a fine black dust. Bottleneck went to a tree, picked up some leaves and chewed them up. The more leaves that he ate, the more tired he got and finally, he fell asleep near the tree.
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